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Now There's A Wench on Thursday, July 27, 2006 10:50:22 AM
Alan Colmes. This is a particularly
sad case of many elements converging at one locus. Unfortunately for
Alan, this crash site is on the most widely viewed cable news
network, Fox, so many, many people witness his ignominy. Fortunately
(?) for Alan, he is completely unaware of this fact.
Night after night Alan embarrasses
himself, sometimes happily, sometimes frantically, sometimes
desperately but never with any sense he knows what he's doing. It's
as if some demon lifeforce enters his mind as the red light goes on
atop the camera in front of him and he's possessed for the next 60
minutes. Alan struggles to defend the indefensible left viewpoint
against some of the sharpest minds of our time and Alan is not in
their company. What can he do but switch topics and repeat himself,
or ask inane, inappropriate questions?
A couple nights ago, he embarrassed
himself with Newt Gingrich and it was particularly painful to
witness. Here's an exchange from FNC's Hannity & Colmes with
Bibi Netanyahu (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,205547,00.html)
<snip>
ALAN COLMES, CO-HOST:
Much has been made about U.N.
Resolution 1559. There is some controversy it seems about
U.N.
Resolution 242, which of course calls for Israel to remove
itself from territories acquired in the 1967 war. Is it your view
that that has been fulfilled, or is there still some issue about
whether or not that has been adhered to?
NETANYAHU: Well, it calls for Israel to remove itself from
territories — or not the territories — to secure and recognize
boundaries. We've done — the question is, what is a secure
boundary? The 1967 lines were obviously insecure, because we were
attacked from them time and again.
But even so, we moved to the '67 lines, both in Lebanon and in
Gaza, and we were
attacked. And we certainly don't have any recognition, any peace that
is quid pro quo of peace. So the conditions of Resolution 242 are not
met.
They're not just an Israeli withdrawal. First of all, they're not
withdrawal from the territories. They're withdrawal from territories
in exchange for security and recognition. We got neither security or
recognition. We've got insecurity, terror campaigns, and war.
COLMES: I know there's been some — I know the word "the"
is not in there, but there are those who interpret it as meaning "the
territories," even though the word "the" is not in
there.
Syria is now saying it is ready for talks with the United States,
for example, to broker a cease-fire. Why wouldn't that be a great
opportunity to try to bring peace?
NETANYAHU: Syria says that from one side of its mouth and
on the other side of its mouth — or, if you will, from its hidden
hand — it has been supplying in the course of the recent outbreak,
it has been supplying Hezbollah with rockets. So Syria has to decide
which side it wants to play.
<snip>
Whatever is Alan trying to say? He wastes precious airtime on the
word “the”. Then he naively suggests that since Syria is asking
for talks with the US (buying time, it's called hudna, this shouldn't
be taken seriously by any rational person) it's a great opportunity
to bring peace.
Where? On Pluto? What planet is he on? What sandbox is he
playing in because usually only 4 year olds are this trusting. Who
believes Syria actually wants peace? Alan!
For the most part, the guests tolerate him well but every so often
you see a flash of wonderment, nay, disbelief cross their faces as
Alan embarrasses himself yet again. The problem is that the
message he conveys to the audience is confusing in a time of war.
He does not add to our understanding of the gravity of the
situation. When all of our lives hang in the balance, those with
national or international platforms have a responsibility to educate
themselves to the true nature of our enemy. Alan, seemingly quite
cavalierly, has not. Why not? Because he has no awareness
of all that he doesn't know. As I said, it's sad. He's more
to be pitied than censured.
Wait. No. Censuring works for me.